I cannot state enough the value that bra-fitting has for a woman. I was wearing completely the wrong size, and being fitted not only helped me feel comfortable with my body among other women - leading to being able to chill in women’s spas and feeling cool changing at my gym - but also enabled me to buy bras that…

some people don’t know what internet is

I love TAL. I’m not white, nor am I a liberal. I must be a unique snowflake.

Am I the only person alive who just wants a comfortable plain bra that won’t look weird under clothes? Sparkles and heavy lace look absurd under clothing.

Sounds like a perfect GOP presidential candidate.

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.

I have been binge-watching this show (thanks for the suggestion guys!) and my conclusion is that Jax is always lying. Like you can see the hamsters moving in the wheel that is his brain whenever he talks. I honestly don’t know why anyone is still friends with him these days aside for storylines.

“...and the only player in the NBA who is currently outproducing him on offense is the guy who is literally breaking the game.”

It will still manage to be better than the last two Monday Night Football games. I’m just hoping that the Browns lose again in the final minute/play so we can get more sadness. Maybe an update to that Adele video from last week.

“This Sunday, the garbage ass Forty Niners helmed by future quarterback training facility owner Blaine Gabbert will face the eternal tire fire of the Cleveland Browns, led by future “What happened to..” documentary subject Johnny Manziel!
Don’t miss a moment of this exciting turd smolder, as both teams push for draft…

What I thought was crazy is how Jax set the whole thing up to get to where Lala and James had their first arguments over Kristen, just to get in LaLa’s pants. He’s is professional psycho shithead.

I just realized that most of these people are older than me or my age. I now feel sooooooo much better about my life choices.

I unabashedly love this show so much. I was planning to hate Lala, but I actually think she’s a good match for Jax.

I think LaLa and Kristen would actually make a good couple...

Yes! He is WAY more interesting than James, and infinitely hotter.

I cannot believe this many people are willing to sleep with James.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

“Hey, you guys, it’s cool. I mean, we’re all kinda rape-y.”

Can I borrow a media credential? Asking for a friend.