same.

Because they want them in the cute baby stage. Also, possibility of attachment disorders. Attachment disorder cases are so sad.

Sources indicate that Laila shows promise as an offensive lineman, but is struggling to keep her grades up for college.

Starring this to make sure it’s out of the greys for all to see. That is fucked up.

which head?

He was going to be publicly beheaded as the encore act of the final performance.

That Kylie Jenner photo is so offensive; red wine in a glass clearly meant for sparkling?

Pray Daily for the women who abort, their children, and the providers.

An alternate headline for this piece could be, “Is My Weird Lust for Tom Hiddleston Clouding My Judgment, Oh God”

They hate women for their freedoms.

BRB, going to open up ‘Atheist Gas and Sin’ in Alabama. I love to roll the dice.

Reminds me of Khaled Hosseini’s A Thousand Splendid Suns....

Yep, I’d eat that pony in a heartbeat. Why not? What is seriously the difference between a pony and a sheep or a cow, morally?

Right. Because noone asks the question of, “Why are boys (and in many instances, men) taking advantage of 15 year old girls?”

“He joined the Republican party in 2012.”

Looks like you need this

I wish it was a “Bless Your Heart”

Maybe the person who wrote “God Bless Alan” meant it like “God Bless him and that tiny pea brain that is rattling around his his big potato head”

If the Browns had a team song, it should be the sad trombone slide everyone hears in their head when they look at that picture.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.