Gotcha Questions, i.e. actual information that you as a leader of a large country should know/have an opinion on, but you don’t because you’re not prepared/it reflects badly on you.

If they don’t want “lightening” rounds, can we have some “enlightening” rounds?

It was quite clear to me that it was an alchemical symbol bestowing blessings upon the building upon which it was transcribed.

*turns on HBO right now to wait for the john oliver segment about this on sunday*

Republicans can’t handle tough questions, and two hours is too long?

I’m still kind of confuzzled about how Anderson Cooper was really tough in the Democratic debate, but those candidates didn’t come out looking Scooby Doo villains bitching about meddling.

Do you mean I am, or do you mean the problem belongs to me? Grammar, be part of the solution!

I actually think she won the night. There is something so wonderfully subversive about a woman whose job it is to be beautiful and to make things beautiful choosing to dress as a canonically sexy cartoon character and making her grotesque without the obvious use of gore. No, homegirl just literally went as Jessica…

Me too. I’ve been here for like 2 years. Still grays. (I think it’s 'cuz I’m not witty.)

Trolls don’t deserve coffee, darling.

Having been in the other [insert here]-free places? My experience suggests the exact opposite is more likely; that almost everyone in line will be an asshole.

I look forward to the alcohol-free wine bar, and the cheese-free patisserie. What more fun things can we be freed from?

Am I the only one that feels re: this and Ghostbusters, that I would vastly prefer a brand new movie that casts women? Rather than the weird, gimmicky, "lets make the same movie only this time we will take lady money!"

Oh, God...

Less than she would have if I was the one pushing?

I don’t really like her and I absolutely loathe her music, but that is seriously fucking hilarious. A+.

I kinda swoon at the Prez on the floor with a baby. I am going to miss this presidency so hard when its over.

I love how President Obama is all, “Michelle! Look at this shit! It’s the baby Pope. Michelle, seriously, LOOK! THIS KID! <3” And she’s like, “Barack. Honey, I see it. Kid is cute, but take it down to a 3 here, honey.”

There’s no way he didn’t do a little prep work before snapping the pic.