I worked with that guy too. Except he was the (new) GM of the company and accused me of passing on "privileged" information at a meeting. Then I produced written evidence that I had informed him of said information (which was, by the way, publicly available) 3 months earlier, to which he had not bothered to respond…

I concur with everything you just said.

That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. It was like a rolling rugby scrum, some very gentle mauling and expert panda manhandling all at once... I laughed like a loon pretty much through the whole thing.

ARE YOU MY BRAIN TWIN?!

I'mma go with "Sure, it's EFF-YOU-CEE-KAY-DOT-WHY-OH-YOU@don'tfuckingcomenearme.com"

So, I had a (delicious, delicious) violence burger for lunch today.

Fight? Pshaw, that looked like a tiny little bit of half hearted bitch slapping and some affectionate nuzzling.

And yet, probably more people on this floating sphere in space believe in God, than in aliens.

We're practically twins!

I concur.

It somewhat amuses and yet always dismays me when assholes use the "Oh, so now you're intolerant of my bigoted intolerance?! OMG, that is SOOOOOO unfair!" without ever actually admitting they're the ones who are waving their biased and usually wholly unjustified intolerances in everyones faces in the first place.

This might blow your mind then.

That had me until milkshake... for breakfast?! GTFO.

Lame, lame stock photos, they should be ASHAMED. Self fulfilling prophecy, much?

That gif is equal parts mesmerizing and vaguely disturbing, so thank you.

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Wait, wait, I actually personally KNOW people just like this!! Totes luxury, Italian marble counter, gold plated taps, an actual goddamn chandelier, giant gold roccoo engraved door - this is all just in the toilet, just FYI and no, I am not kidding - and they have cheap-ass hand pump soap (I know because I use the…

Ugh, tell me about it. Especially the brands that stick it in 500mL cans and call it 2 daily serves. Fucking liars.

"...carbonated acidic horse piss."

The day cats spontaneously evolve opposable thumbs, humanity will be well and truly fucked.