Beacuse they’re not journalists. They just copy and paste shit from real journalists. Dumbass.

Why don’t you stick your dick in my ass, faggy fagster fagboy fag.

My name is Jerry.

Hi there! That reply is pretty much copy and pasted from a comment of mine earlier - the person you just replied to is the lunatic clown running around with a name very similar to mine, but I’m the “real” one here (feel free to compare our respective comment histories, or followers, for example.) If you’re lucky, you…

My name is Jerry.

Hi there! That reply is pretty much copy and pasted from a comment of mine earlier - the person you just replied to is the lunatic clown running around with a name very similar to mine, but I’m the “real” one here (feel free to compare our respective comment histories, or followers, for example.) If you’re lucky, you…

What stops you?

Better and smarter than you. You’re like shit on a shoe - annoying, but easily washed away.

My name is Jerry, not “dude,” you tub of shit.

Says an idiot poster on Deadspin. See the irony?

Bring it on, faggot.

I know, right? Could you imagine what those things look like? I guess they resemble two old, hairless cats.

The sad part is, you keep throwing your stupid two cents in on every fucking story.

That really is haunting. Imagine how saggy those tits are now.

He “hit” a woman. Once. Plus, have we heard his side? Was he provoked? Did she hit him first? Do you have all the answers, smart guy? In case you didn’t know, I actually work for ESPN you shit for brains.

I’m a Gawker celebrity. Who do you think you are, piss ant?

OMG... shut the fuck up, chink.

lol. You’re still a fag.

I love you, you little-dicked sweet-ass.

Heil Hitler, you white nigger piece of shit!