Hey, I’m really sorry. I’m trying to get this assbarf banned. I’m whining to Kinja, knowing full well that he’ll just come back. I can’t take care of my own problems, so please flag him and then so suck your mom’s tit.

Hi there. Somebody using a username very similar to mine wants to lick your cunt and make a broth inside your giant ass. Drunk slowly from life. Feast upon the entrails of depression you vile twat.

lol. I win, you stupid fuckmonkey!

Umm, yeah dude, who are you to judge, you big mouthed, Kinja coward faggot? Fuck.

That’s about the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

Based on your name, you sound like a chink.

Wanna bet I can’t, fag?

Some ignorant asshole told Drew Magary once that he was funny and the world has suffered ever since.

Be careful. Your jealousy is showing. If you had even 1/10th of the talent he has, you wouldn’t be writing ignorant posts on Deadspin.

You know what? Just shut the fuck up, faggot.

[Drops mic]

I don’t know about that, but you definitely sound like a dirty Jew. The less of you I see here, the better.

Another example of a pointless post by a useless idiot.

Who gives a fuck? Why are you here?

Just shut up and show your tits, sweetie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FART AND POOP!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS, MY MAN!!!! Please die in a fire.

The famale body isn’t made for running... unless the washing machine is about to overflow or something. I only want to see titties bouncing when they’re not being constarined by a sports bra.

The big problem is that all the parties here are... shall we say... “not white.” You sure as hell wouldn’t have seen Larry Bird and Danny Ainge fighting like monkeys. It’s not a popular opinion, but it’s true.

I bet he asked you to rub more than that.

And I bet you did.

Don’t run too hard. It’s not like these boards are better with you around.

I imagine that getting your body to the “gross shit” phase wasn’t a long journey. Who gave you a writing job, you mouthy vagina hole? Jesus Fucking Christ.