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The mid west is actually more diverse then you might think. It ain’t all “white bread” and corn don’t ya know? You should come out and visit sometime 😃.

You could actually click the link provided in the article and read the abstract to see whether the study actually supports the headline (which, incidentally, uses the words “purport” and “tends,” which are pretty big qualifiers). Or, probably, you could just lob an unfounded accusation at the author before bothering

*People are racist.

She just wants an excuse to post pictures of herself on magazine covers. Attention. More attention. Ahhhh so much attention!

I think it’s bc she think she looks so much better now, and her old photo is funny in comparison. But like, I think she looks better in the older one, which to me, makes her comment unintentionally hilarious.

I think she is saying it’s hilarious because the big thing about her over the last year or so was how she got in shape! and lost a ton of weight! and loves to exercise! but really, she was never fat. Which the old cover next to the new one proves.

Get off my lawn lol

My mom used to tell me that “beauty is pain”, but she never told me that breathing was a luxury.

  1. I’m a boxers over briefs kinda guy.

Cuddle together for a nap? Yeah, okay. Sleeping together for visits? Fine, as long as you DO NOT TOUCH ME (unless we’re sexing). But on the whole, I reaaaaally would rather be alone much/most of the time.

In the late 80s my mom filed a gender discrimation lawsuit against her employer and won. She bought a beach house with the settlement money. True story.

Studies show that you are 45x more likely to kill a household member with that machete than an intruder.

Okay, great story but...beach house?

My mom retired 3 years before my dad and moved to the beach house. He drove down on weekends. They said after 30 years of marriage it felt like they were dating again and it was the best thing they ever did relationship wise.

Dream sitch, TBH.

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You would be a racist Asshole and if you don’t understand why you should educate yourself.

Ugh, that was really self pitying wasn’t it? I meant for it to be more complimentary to her but yeah, money helps. Also sleep. Oh,glorious sleep, you elusive bastard.

It’s fine though, because he’s done collabs with black rappers and has black friends something something herp derp.

Gross. I grew up with live in nannies. They were all 18-21 and cute. My father managed not to fuck them because he wasn’t a piece of human garbage, and his lifetime commitment to my mother meant something to him. I honestly don’t recall him even looking at them inappropriately. He treated them professionally, and