“Ninny.” It was definitely ninny.

Agreed. I read one Darwin Award book, and I was left with the feeling that it’s just inhuman to laugh at people who died because of a dumb mistake.

I think what’s wrong with society is the absolute disregard people can have for others who they think are getting what’s coming to them. “You’re poor? You should have planned better. You can’t get an abortion? You should have kept your legs together. You can’t get a job because of your drug conviction? You should have…

And Becky says, “Why is everybody asking me that today?”

Yeah, I think it was more “Hey, everybody, check out how good I look.”

Wait, whaaa? Aside from wondering whether competent writers deserve tongue baths, I object to the characterization of Santiago and Diaz as “believable” or “multidimensional.” Diaz spends 99% of her screen time being angry for no apparent reason and Santiago is STRAIGHT UP Monica Gellar. I more or less like the show,…

He only knows PP exists because he's heard people talking about it. He has obviously never once read anything on the subject.

Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

Wait, whaaa? What even prompted that question?

Okay, AAUGH, why do you call her a perfect person? I debated asking this but I must know, and Google isn't telling me much. I am one of the few people who loved her on Glee and I would love to hear something positive about her.

Really not the time or the place.

Oh, no. I’m so sorry you’re still going through that. I had an ex who would threaten suicide, and by the end, my response was, “Okay, but don’t think I’m going to stand here and cry over it.” Sometimes I still wish he had.

Do you really think it's for her mother? I always just assumed it was because her sisters are so ... artificially beautiful, if you know what I mean. Like if Kylie looked like a normal human, she would be the odd one out.

Seriously? Have you ever seen Donald Trump? Bernie Sanders? Rush Limbaugh? Antonin Scalia? James Carville? Mitch McConnell? Peter King? John McCain? Samuel Alito? George Bush (I or II)? Jeb Bush? Donald Rumsfeld? George R. R. Martin? Neil Young? Mick Jagger? Bruce Springsteen? Charles Krauthammer? Bill O’Reilly? Rand…

Yeah, it’s peculiar to just declare, as fact and with no foundation, that race wasn’t much of a factor here. I mean, come on. I’m actually horribly unsympathetic to anyone who whines, and anyone who is rude, and I tend to sympathize somewhat with the staff here, and even I understand that race is almost always a…

They are so weirdly prim, and yet I totally love them.

Picture? Also, can I live your life for a week? Because in my life, “dressing up” means “brand-name sweater.”

That wasn't a stupid interview - her White House renovation was a major undertaking. Before she did that, the furnishings largely consisted of mixed-up castoffs. I'm not very interested in decorating, but I really appreciate what she did to make the White House culturally and historically meaningful.

“I really didn’t want an abortion, but then there it was, knocking on my front door and hurting my feelings.”