Camp Quest high five! My daughter went too, in Kansas City.

My parents had a medicine closet when I was growing up. It smelled horrible. :-(

In the south we call that “having more money than sense.”

Oh my everloving god. That was magnificent.

Don't feel bad. Hypochondriacs are responsible for their own credibility problems.

You have a tapeworm in your brain, and Ebola.

YES. And what the Romneys of the world don’t understand is that, if you need $20 for groceries, then $20 is not a small amount of money. Even if it seems so to a lot of people.

Okay, that made me laugh out loud. I appreciate your humor when I was not being very nice. :-) I'm sorry for my assholey tone.

I was reeeally broke in my early-to-mid 20s; for one summer, my big treat every week was a six-inch sub on Fridays. It was hard and depressing and I felt sorry for myself until I realized that if I got hit by a car or something, my family would keep me from being homeless. That is an immeasurable weight off one’s…

So your idea was to go on the offensive in such an unsympathetic way? When you do that, you’re not being “attacked”; people are just responding to you.

They don't even have to be intelligent. They just have to understand that they're not allowed to kill people. It's not much to ask.

Seriously? Again with the “and I don’t feel bad about” having advantages that other people can only dream of? Jeez. No one ever said you should feel bad about it. No one went on the offensive against your grandmother. This article is not a personal attack on you and your family’s liquid assets. Did you really feel…

But some religious beliefs *are* silly (talking snake, magic underwear, mixed fibers). To say that religious beliefs must be respected simply because they are declared “religious” serves no good purpose.

It’s in the fine print: “Section 114(b): For your life to have baseline human value, you must maintain a minimum checking account balance of $700.”

Counter-factoid! If Bill were dead, she would still be “Mrs. William Clinton.” If she divorced, she would be “Mrs. Rodham Clinton” (Mrs. + Maiden + Married). I love arcane etiquette and I never get called on to explain things. :-)

How irate are you about all the things in the world that no one has sought to explain to you?

On the fourth reference, she is “Hillaryific!” On the fifth reference, she is simply “Mother.”

Would that be pronounced “Mix”? I've never heard of it before, but it's a good suggestion.

Ugh, that is horrible behavior from the aunt. I’m sorry she was so shitty. :-(

Oh, my god. That is ghastly. I'm so so sorry for what you went through, and so glad you're free of that horrifying situation.