I am waiting for Bieber to go on clapping apology tour, by discovering Jesus

Justin is not the only person to have this problem. Even the great Tim Minchin had to tell the audience they were F***ing up in his “Awesome” version of his song “Dark Side”

It’s very problematic that they’re Photoshopping her to look skinnier. I am more bothered by the fact that they’re taking her skin color and trying to make her look like she’s tan as opposed to mixed. They're putting some awful Snooki filter over her and it completely changes her natural skin color.

“an organization to promote gender equality to Christian clergy”
???
Is their backwards stance seriously that Jesus was against gender equality? How frickin’ stupid are these people?!

Won’t someone please think of the poor rapists??

It’s amazing how often people proclaim that rapists are the “real” victims of the rapes they commit. Owen Labrie’s parents made essentially the same argument—the possibility of facing consequences for raping someone was so traumatizing for the poor lad that he shouldn’t actually have to face any consequences.

Chickenfreude?

My experience has been that they prefer if you don't comprehend what you're reading, because otherwise you might be able to detect the bullshit.

Jesus - from the linked article, one of the many pleas for leniency that the judge got from friends/family:

Reading comprehension must be pretty low in Sunday school in that town.

It somehow feels even more tragic that she was believed by:

That’s the part that got me and I couldn’t write any more about it. Like how could someone defend this dude when he didn’t just rape a child but then brought his adult son into it?

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”

As someone who was assaulted by a person described by his defenders as “the most Christ-like person they know,” I feel I can say all these God-fearing folks are doing a terrible job encouraging conversion.

If that’s all you took from Feminism 101, you overpaid.

Oral sex is pretty much the only way I don’t orgasm. Maybe I’ve only had dudes go down on me who are bad at it, but it’s always long and tedious for me. I’m OK with never receiving oral sex again.

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

Lol, bro-science is my favorite kind of science.