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Seems like it would be, but people are stupid.

Harry Styles definitely “hasn’t got a little thing,” claims Ed Sheeran, Official Harry Styles Penis Liaison

I was wondering how he fit in that thing at one. Both of my girls outgrew the Bumbo around six months but they also had big fat baby thighs. I would pick them up and the Bumbo would still be attached. Aw, I love big fat baby thighs!

#nomorelarry

Can we all agree that calling Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' is gross and needs to stop? Because it's made pretty damn clear that it's not OK in the show and the actress herself is uncomfortable with it too.

If there isn’t a Ruby Rose/Poussey love story in this season what the fuck am I even doing here

Oh my god, why don’t you just call CPS.

Wait, you kicked a baby in the balls??????????????????

Good CHRIST. hahahahahaha I am so glad you kicked that little shit in the balls. I bet he thought twice before chucking things at people again.

Fuck it, I’ve had a huge bottle of cider, let’s talk about how a five-year-old lit me on fire.

But THIS baby is AWESOME. Nothing gets to him! He can hang with the big buns.

The tragic backstory of Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny...

Imagine a bunny AS BIG AS YOUR BODY

I think the “boom” you heard was Billy Corgan’s career bottoming out.

10 bc I'm out of alcohol and I know where you live.

Somewhere on the label is probably a “caution flammable” warning.

Megan is Betty 2.0, and I think that watching their marriage made a lot of people (me in particular) a lot more sympathetic to Betty.

Isn’t putting each other first and taking care of yourself first opposite things?

The only sex I get is scheduled sex. Is that depressing?