But he’s a nice guy (TM) why are all the hot girls such stuck up bitches?!

Here’s the poor woman’s version:

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the price point. I have disposable income but seriously? $50 tee shirts are nuts. Especially since the same ones are on sale at Old Navy are $6-$8

Usually companies use cheap labor to lower prices. Lower prices = inconsistency in sizing. So, if I’m paying more, why the hell did the exact same jeans I ordered in a larger size fit me completely different (not just a size up)? Oh, because one was made in Mexico and the other in Bangladesh. You want me to pay more?…

Yeah, because in clothing terms, petite just means short. It has nothing to do with weight. :\

As a woman who kind of fits this description, I would rather vomit in my own handbag than go near this creepy creep person.

We exist (5'3", 30H), but not for him.

I was gonna say... I bet most petite-yet-well-endowed women are actively not into the sort of men who are exclusively into petite-yet-well-endowed women. Most people do not want to be somebody else’s fetish doll.

I am kind of surprised he didn't issue the angry caveat "but no fake tits!" because he prizes authenticity.

Literally my favourite thing about my job is that no one cares if I wear a bra to work or not (or Pokémon t-shirts, for that matter). Sometimes, when I want to look like a Fancy Business Lady in front of visitors and not the unkempt and lazy adultchild that I am, I will put on a bra and a fancy shirt but I will be…

WHOA WHOA WHOA YOU HAVE NIPPLES!??!! I’M OUT!

His entitlement is off the charts. Which is to say, completely not unexpected at all.

First order of business

“Physically, it’s really not that important...but I do have a type.” OF COURSE YOU DO.

Contempt for women and an utter lack of self-awareness.

For fucking real. He basically wants a real life fuck doll.

I bet he gets real upset when he finds the perfect petite woman with big tits who isn't into old pudgy bald dudes.

Sloppy joes guys with shitty personalities always consider themselves a catch

Dude wants a Fleshlight and some stress reliever balls.