I call it stunt sex. Less about enjoyment, more about the spectacle

Ewwww, all but a handful of those names are so unfuckable. Maybe it’s just because I only know them as 3yo names, because it’s 2015, but I cannot imagine taking off Brayden’s pants, unless it’s to change his diaper.

Also the way the letter is written: like she was just at a party and thought might as well. Spur of the moment decision, the dip ran out so what else to do but “imitate” the porno playing in the background? Sounds super plausible.

Yeah, but you know that’s just biology! Or evolution.

Mom.... If you were in a German “scheisse” video, you... you’d tell me, right?

Amazing that the author used no body shaming terms to describe any of the 25 men who engaged in the activity with her.

“Wow, I had almost twenty minutes of sex!”

The only situation where boning 25 people at a party is acceptable is if…

Next time, please click through the links.

If we refuse to mate with them, they should die out.

Yeah but add a camera and suddenly you’re polling Reddit for the actress’ name. God I’m fucking sick of sexual double standards.

I know a guy who’s big on sites like BroBible and TotalFratMove. He was a Pike ringleader at Trinity who majored in Ski Weekends at Stowe. He now works part-time for his dad’s firm and is still trying to get through 3L on his second or third try. He is somewhere around 33 or 34.

This chair~!!

remember: we are supposed to hate our bodies, especially the sexy bits. otherwise, how does patriarchy?

Oh dear God, now I have to live the rest of my life knowing that something called BroBible exists.

A Nice Guy™ who knows that women are banging 25 asshole dudes a night instead of him.

There is no excuse for using the term ‘roast beef curtains’ if you are old enough to be having sex, let alone having an opinion on the sex other people are having.

Good lord, thank you. Even if this was all consensual and cool by all parties- now that she’s pregnant and reality set it? Time to blame her. Because you know, our bodies shut it down if we don’t want it.

roast beef curtain

Nothing says “independent woman” quite like toeing the patriarchal party line keeping other women in check. Way to be.