Yeah, I was staring at my computer screen like, “Is shit about to get dark?”

I'm going to go ahead and buy greencardmarriage.com for my wedding that my boyfriend hasn't asked me about yet.

Footage from the surgery, as well as doctor appointments and the like, will be shared in an upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Sneaky.

mypiles.tumblr.com , where I intended to document the various piles of things I keep around the house),

you guys should definitely just recombine your last names after you get married.

THIS. This, so, SO many times!!!!

If a slightly-to-moderately popular band gets more famous I’ll have a story. A pending sexual investment, if you will.

The hubby and I used thegreatdomestication. We were a big hit (less so with certain members of the family, but they got over it)

PLEASE make AnthroIRL like, yesterday.

You nailed it. Megan is the terrible floozy who Don married instead of Faye (despite the fact that we know Don would have ruined his change with Faye regardless of Megan) just like Skylar was the naggy buzzkill who didn't support her husband enough.

He kissed every woman at the reception on the lips. So gross.

i do enjoy watching him contort himself to avoid showing it.

It seems a smidge uncreative to jack your daughter's wedding theme less than a year later, but then again, I'm sure everyone appreciated that they didn't have to buy a new all-white outfit.

I don't think she's villainous (and I liked Skylar), I think she's bland and whiny. Megan was married to Don for what, a year? She wouldn't have even gotten any acting jobs if not for him, and then acts as though he ruined her career?? She adds nothing and we are forced to see so much of her, rather than Joan and…

I initially read the name Ryan Calhoun as Rory Calhoun.

“A woman’s life after rape almost always is the same as death..”

[citation needed]

Bluh. He is garbage.

Do you need a Silkwood Shower??

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.