Thank you! I'll give it a try, I've been trying to ignore how bad my current one is, but it's getting ridiculous.

High 5 fellow bros! It was looking pretty grim there for a while. Real touch and go, but we pulled through. Whew! Time to crack open a cool can of entitlement and enjoy the sweet taste of institutional bias.

My mother got her R.N. in 1950 something. She worked full time until I was born in 1960, did part time until I got to high school, when she went full time again. I don't remember her pay but she thought it was pretty sweet until my male cousin got his R.N. and made more than her within around three years. She saw it…

THIS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE SAME THING. THNX FOR PLAYING!

Because it's unnecessary and inappropriate. I don't get offended personally by curse words, but when you're in a very crowded public place, why would you want to invite that attention to yourself? Why would you purposely bark up that tree?

Every time I think about Lysol douches, I clench a bit. UGH. What a world.

Not to be a "know-it-all, but actually, it was used immediately after sex to prevent pregnancy. Unless women managed to shove it through the cervix into the uterus, I don't think it would cause an abortion.

Don't you get it yet? There is no right answer. There's never a right answer. Girls are always wrong and should be ashamed of how stupid and filthy they are.

What is this social situation? They're all outside on some kind of village green, but the parents look like they're coming from church and the kids look like they're headed off to the formal.

I'm thinking of Katherine Hepburn's accent.

Thank you. White shaming, fuck that noise. Heaven forbid I have to face my priviledge once in a while. Life is so fucking hard.

You sound like exactly the kind of, yes, WHITE person with a giant chip on your shoulder who might benefit from some honest discussion on the subject of race. Not at Starbucks, maybe. I think the campaign is stupid, myself. Not smug, just stupid.

Apparently you have never had a service or retail job.

all my cups had was garbled spellings of my name.

Yeah, you'd think...

ok, let's see " We Shall Overcharge"

No. No I won't.

Will they also stop writing "Bald Weirdo" on my coffee cups?

Crap, I was gonna make a joke about how they should call the campaign "We Shall Overshare."