Women: Never ever vote for a Republican.

Devil's advocate: If you are reaching for something (a bag, for example) that is underneath a table, it can look like you have your nose on the table.

Even the comment, "I will allow you to finish" exudes unconscious bias, just sayin'.

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.

I only care if they're driving under the influence. That shit is Not Cool.

How do you think she should have been able to tell that it was a pet?

Nope. He would have promptly sent his kid to a "Pray away the gay" camp.

GOOD FOR THE ATTENDANT!
I go to the zoo a lot, and if I ever see a baby dangling, I'll tell the person about the gruesome death of a 3 year old by a pack of African Wild Dogs complete with my knowledge of how they kill their prey.

I mean, dumb adults wanting to kill themselves is FINE, but please don't permadeath your…

You're a lazy pig.

Like, respect to parents who are trying hard to not raise monsters, but fuck parents who don't give a single shit about anyone else because they are magical unicorns who popped a baby out.

I was seeing the Hobbit: a fucking loud 3 hours action flick, and someone thought it was great to bring their baby. The baby…

some people are meant to work in retail, some aren't. Unfortunately, most of the time, people working retail don't have a choice. It's not like it pays well.

yup, save it for after work. That's why liquor & weed exsist.

Yeah. On an emotional level, I genuinely didn't mind, because those customers are either logorrheic, or, more likely, just very lonely - either way, they can't help it - okay, so talk to me! That's cool! But sometimes they'd also kind of corner me and keep me from doing other things while we chatted, and that…

i noticed that, too late. >-<

I worked at the Gap when I was a freshman in college and during Black Friday I was at the store, finishing up the window displays and was like five minutes from being done and we opened at 6AM and these parents were shopping with their kid. They took her out of the stroller because she was being squirmy and wanted to…

When I worked as a cashier customers like that were a mixed bag, because it's fun when you have time to deal with it but when you have shit to do and grandpa is talking your ear off, it sucks. I had many times when I knew the conversation with me was the only one that person would have with another human all day, so…

I don't know if they were exactly joking, but that idea sounds crazy like a fox to me. Like they were trying to gross her out into giving them the preferred seating by sounding nuts.

Do you think they could have been joking? I mean, that is spectacularly horrible if it's real.

How do people not know the joys of Milk-Steak?