That settles it then.

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My 16 year old daughter died on May 29th of this year.

Shut up, Meg.

I must comment on your suspiciously clean and organized pantry.

And everyone already knows that. You’re not offering new information or special insight, but you keep chiming in with breaking news like “2016 not actually sentient and mean-spirited” and “stress can trigger health events.”

I leighanned my pinnock playing corn hole over the 4th of July. I did the ice/heat combo for a couple days and my pinnock was back in action.

my what?

Thank you for all your hard work Bobby

Don’t you get sick of being a contrarian? Don’t you just ever want to say “yeah, that sucks,” and let people be?

Because we’re sick of it.

You don’t always have to “well actually” on every comment. My grandparents both were in poor health when they passed. It was unsurprising, but that didn’t lessen the pain. I know you think blaming 2016 is dumb. But sometimes it’s nice to have something you can say “fuck you” too. I think possibly the only one that…

Dray-Lo, obvs.

I’m an atheist in AA who goes to meetings that are principally filled with other atheists and agnostics who have very figurative and unique conceptions of their higher powers not founded in any sort of dogmatic religion. Different programs and different solutions work for different people. I’m happy people no matter…

Serena Williams hooks up with Drake when she feels like doing charity.

I think it wouldn’t be weird if I didn’t think him and rihana were getting married a month ago.

It’s not going to be the right solution for everyone, but don’t you think it’s a bit rude to tell people their choices are absurd, just because they’re not right for you?

I hate how he does this.

You and anyone without a twitter account or who was also blocked, could to a Freedom of Information Act request, say once a week, asking for all his tweets,all the tweets at him, and his direct messages. In fact, people should do this. Every day people should be sending in FOIA requests until he stops using improper…

*chiming in: I think you sound like an asshole! Commenting unprovoked not once but TWICE that if a woman wants a date she should just lose weight? Fuck off. Maybe you can’t get a date because of your shitty personality.

For some reason that “NO WAY!” is cracking me up. It’s like something from a Midol commercial: “Sure, tests can get me down. But my period- NO WAY!”