LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
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What are you doing that you somehow don’t see these folks bleating what they think and how they think from every available outlet? They are not exactly keeping that shit a secret. They are not silent. In fact, they will not shut the fuck up, ever.
Whoa there. That came out of no where. Is she like constantly knocking at your door? Is she prank calling you? Or sending those terrible game requests on Facebook?
As I see it, she’s living la vida loca, but to each his or her own, I guess.
I had very little opinion on her until now, and after reading this I’m firmly anti-Dunham. She wishes she had an abortion, not because she regrets carrying a pregnancy to term, but because... ? She wants to be part of the abortion club? Are abortions the new cool thing? She regrets not experiencing several weeks of…
Is she even in that picture? All I see are adorable kids!
Yes! You get exactly 14 boob displays no more no less. Exactly 14 and if it’s more you’re a total slut. There’s a definite amount of cleavage you can have in your life. Silver tiger knows how much that is. Ask her if you’re unsure if you’ve met that limit.
Maria, is that you? I am so sorry! Besos! - Tia FFS
Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.
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Congratulations! Excellent choice. Weed can be fun and relaxing on the occasion, but on a daily basis can rob you of your motivation and ambition.
Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.
I thought it was this Dirtbag was going to cover the latest from Lena Dunham, that she wishes she had an abortion.
This line:
When can we talk about Drake and JLo apparently dating?!?! Sorry to steal the Chyna thunder
Rob Kardashian makes me want to be a better man because I really do not want to be like him even though I am presently unemployed, a little thicker than usual, and am smoking too much weed. But I am going to make my mom proud and stop tokin up!
Of course she does, you gave her her VERY OWN SONG that is why they get all excited and bounce on their paws, and then we think *they* are brilliant for being so happy to get their own song!
hi hi hi. As a recovering alcoholic myself I feel I’m uniquely qualified to give you some advice. Hopefully it will be of some help.
First off, I’m very sorry you are going through this. It is heartbreaking. Alcoholism is an insidious disease that touches the lives in the most awful of ways for everyone involved. Try…
The other thing I would say is that it’s so important that you talk to someone about this, whether it’s someone at Al-Anon or a friend or counselor, just anyone whose judgement you trust and who you can be completely honest with.
I don’t have advice, but I hope you get the help you need.