Grabs ‘em right by the Xanderpuss

Proud to be the first to 🌟 this

Why are they subjecting us to this?!!?

But how does she feel about Bordellos?

I didn’t think they needed it, but there was definitely a “/s” implied there

Yeah, but if the $$ was coming from Dept of Ed budget, thereby leaving less for actual Ed, she’d prefer option 1.

I don’t know why I find it funny that this ad was below the comments, but the name on the oats carton has got me laughing -probably bc I think it, too, is a silly anagram ofsomething:

Please, no.

For all family members, even the unborn babbes. As an added bonus, since those in utero are considered peeples by the “raving right”, they’ll charge pregnant womens for TWO tickets. And will assume that at any given point fully 1 out 3 families watching from home include a pregnant woman (you know, full quivers and…

And women’s dubs partner Petra Latum

Where is your journalistic integrity? How come these poor coke-dogs’ eyes are being shown? FOR SHAME!

She’s a woman, so nah.

About 1 minute into the video, dude was driving in the left lane with NO ONE in the right lane to be passed. Justifiable homicide, IMO. #driverightpassleft

Something something KAKE-News!

Wilbur Ross?

(NVM, was beaten to the punch)

As opposed to the orange slimer (I won’t post the pics.... you’re welcome everyone)

After which he can also use his tie to clean up. Ewwwww

*TeamAmericaCuckYeah

More like TeamAmericaCUCKyeah, amirite?