More FAKE NEWS! (AKA LIES!!)

Fake News!!!!

And don’t forget ‘the way it was announced’.... The nerve of some gubmint fishal makin policy beknownst ovah Twitter Hmmmph.

Almost: it’s ‘Putin on the Ritz’

Cuz they don’t have fried chicken nor Fish on a bun. Plus, he’d have to shell his own peanuts.

Wait. Aren’t fish eggs (aka caviar) unborn fish BABIES? What happened to right to life Trump? Fish lives matter. All the babies.

Fuck you, celery is DELICIOUS!

I Live for this.

My first thought on seeing the video still was, “Oh, I guess that horse hits back”.

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Well, that one time at the St Patrick’s Day parade, when to the Jell-O shooters he was all like “git in my belly!” and the shooters acquiesced.

Yeah, but hardly set Jell-O (talking like 20 minutes post-boil here) is more stable. So bad comparison in that regard (only).

He’s a fucking shithole.

I don’t care that this post is only 10 minutes old, IT NEEDS MORE STARS!

Ichiro?.....So ZooKeys

It’s what they do. And remember the old adage: “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks”.

Are you my cousin Max? (Seriously)

Starred by this Mets fan

As a Mets fan, I’ll offer Brandon Nimmo, David Wright (insurance money, yo), Steven Matz, an extra UCL and both Fred and Jeff Wilpon for Yelich and the home run statue. (Statue immediately goes into Long island sound to start an oyster reef). #donedeal

Talk about fake fucking news (i.e. the words that spill from his shithole).