Well, I mean, #1 contains the words (his, I’m sure) “Trump’s....landslide victory”, so it is quite fitting that it’s atop the list of fake newsery.

If goals in handball equated to wins above replacement, then he’d have a...

Hey, be nice!

Oh, gimme a break.

He’s on it, y’all. Just as soon as he’s finished doing some community service in honor of Dr. MLK.

My thoughts exactly. Wondering which drug pushed him over the edge.

“Hit the wrong button”

Eye see what you did there.

Answer: AF

And you know what I just realized?: The only one whose mommy was a local he fucking hates. Wierd, huh?

You forgot “extremely stable”

Clicked hoping to see Christina. Leaving disappointed.

Reported by FAN RAG? How synergistic!

I’m 100% with you, but have to ask: where did comprise come from? (In so far as an example of something that was used incorrectly and then was eased into being “correct”)

Trumpty Dumpty viewed all the wall

Check the title

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

Never heard this story before, but all I can think of is the movie “Moving”.

Trump: “Hurry, build the wall”

Old Donnie Two Hands