McCain is a partisan hack with a good publicist who hasn’t had an independent thought since George W. Bush went after him in the South Carolina primary in 2000.

So is speed!

I felt bad for him because glioblastoma is horrible. Now, I don’t give a fuck that he has cancer. In fact, good. Serves him right.

McCain just voted for the actual bill as well.

Let’s not give too much credit to Sessions here, he should have recused himself the second he found out that the Russia investigation included looking into the Trump campaign, for which he was a senior advisor. He didn’t recuse himself until after the Post reported he lied about his contacts with Russians during the…

I hate that I’m about to defend Jeff Secessions, but here it is: Recusal wasn’t even disloyal to trump. It was simply something he was obligated to do. It’s virtually the only thing that Secessions has done right since becoming AG, and that’s going to be his undoing. Hilarious.

McCain was destroyed by spine cancer way before it got to his brain

Two things: Amphetamines (sorry, “diet pills”) and constipation. Funny, Hitler was also always on diet pills (among other pharma) and had serious constipation problems even though he was a vegetarian.

You know who else have problems with irregular sleep patterns and get more irrational late at night?

Like, WHY are you up at THREE AM in the morning, you should be sleeping.

Are you kidding me?

lol:

Is anyone at all else concerned (ok maybe concern isn’t the right word, alarmed, perhaps?) by the time stamp on expired cheese turds tweets? Like, WHY are you up at THREE AM in the morning, you should be sleeping. NOTHING good happens at THREE AM in the morning. Honestly, cheetolini’s probable sleep deprivation is…

While getting on his knees to perform oral sex on Drumpf is definitely a sex act, I wouldn’t call it “fucking with” him.

The movie was actually Office Space, and that guy (Milton) eventually reached his breaking point and burned the place to the ground. So, yeah....not outside the realm of possibility.

Yes. This has been my go to GIF for people who are saying “McCain said he’s just voting for a debate and that he won’t actually vote for any of the bills in their current states.”

Yeah he’s really showing Trump what’s what by voting for everything he wants him to. Such a brave man. Fuck him.

He toes the party line. He’s toed it for a damn long time. He talks a good game and then falls in line. Collins is the maverick, he’s just a sack of shit.

My insurance rates are going to get jacked up, people are gonna get thrown off their coverage, innocent mothers with American children who have blamelessly worked and paid taxes are being deported, the planet is going to burst into flames, and there seems to be little I can do about it. I guess I will at least get a…

Ah yes, now he’s an American hero.