I’m going to start saying, “As a childless, unmarried drunk I find this morally reprehensible.”

I want to set myself on fire every time I hear someone start their outrage with “as a (mother, wife, etc)“ shit. It’s possible to recognize bad behaviour simply because you’re human.

Maybe it means he’s going to add the saved money to his own bank account.

Yeah, I got no love lost for CNN and Anderson Cooper. He was licking TRump’s boots for months just to get those sweet, sweet ratings, and now we’re paying the price.

Probably still friends. Kathy has publicly said she fucked up, so I doubt she’d begrudge Cooper for standing by his employer when the dismissal was warranted.

I’m glad Trump is bothered by someone doing to him what countless people did to Obama. Like this whack job who insisted for ages that Obama wasn’t an American and basically built a political career out of it. I’m sure it was great for Sasha and Malia to constantly see this orange guy on TV shouting about birth…

Wow, what a great example of how much more eloquent a person can be if they let someone else write their tweets. Cheers fingers should take a note (he won’t).

And he looks damn good in them.

DON, YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR 11-YEAR-OLD KID. Everybody knows already. So just stop.

Melania has weighed in: ““As a mother, a wife, and a human being, that photo is very disturbing,” Melania Trump said in a statement. “When you consider some of the atrocities happening in the world today, a photo opportunity like this is simply wrong and makes you wonder about the mental health of the person who did…

Posted in another article but don’t care, not offended, had to deal with the birther and racist shit for 8 years with our last president. #45 deserves all the mockery.

AND they’ve got Rick Santorum on their payroll. He’s a walking crime against humanity. The Ted Cruz before Ted Cruz.

Oh, the audible laughter from the press:

New Years Eve thingy with Anderson. 10 years now. Apparently they are pretty good friends.

They’re desperate to get some of that conservative money. MSNBC is pulling the same idiocy.

Comey has been a week away from testifying for a month now.

“No, I think the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.”

He could have gone out on top with a hilarious “I think the President’s tweets speak for themselves.” But that would have shown a sense of humor and self awareness that neither Spicer nor anyone in his administration possesses.

Right, take the money saved from not investing into coverage for pre-existing conditions and invest it into coverage for pre-existing conditions. Win-Win. Just look at his budget proposal if you’re still confused.

If you have to add a caveat to everything you say, there’s a high chance that what you said is bullshit. Also, what the fuck does “add saved $’s” mean? Add saved dollars? Add saved money?