It was the trolls. Someone saw something that might have been 2 lady trolls hugging or something in the background. You know, WOMEN HUGGING LEADS TO STUFF.

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

Well, he isn’t teaching English, so I’ll give it a pass. I did still have to stop at those words, because they hurt =(

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Look at those precious creatures!!!!

I believe there’s even a Looney Tunes version, which I only know because it was emblazoned on the back of the denim jacket my internship supervisor at the county jail wore on casual Fridays.

Well, no. What Jezebel should have done was keep all the excellent writers it had, instead of Denton retooling it as “the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage in the network.”

Seven Bridesmaids for Four Brothers and Three Friends ends up being a less interesting musical.

I would imagine that they had matching cloth straps put across the backs when they had the dresses altered to hide the bra strap, much like you can have matching straps or sleeves added to a strapless dress. So there’s likely a bra strap under there, but that strip of cloth is not the bra itself. But frankly, it’s…

Is that a bra strap. Did two of these bridesmaids say fuck that backless dress that the bride chose for me, I’m wearing a proper god-damn bra?

Oh my dog, The Swing. I majored in art history and I cannot express the degree to which I despise that painting. Seeing it on my screen as I scrolled through this story made me angry, literally.

Okay, time to step away from the computer. I thought you wrote “fascist bitch”.

I don’t even care what the topic is, you win this week’s pissing contest.

You’re a monster, basically.

Exactly. At 3 months I was dying to get back into the workforce. All the questions of “how did you leave your baby??!?!!?!” only served to make me feel like there was something wrong with me for not wanting to be attached to my baby 24/7.

Yeah... the headline is a bit trolltastic. It implies the death was caused by leaving the child at daycare and we just don’t know that at the moment.

This is tragic of course but I really hate the whole “You’re leaving your baby with STRANGERS!!!” Um... no my husband and I actually visited the daycare, met the caregivers and did our research on whether or not the facility was licensed/the policies they follow. My daughter is now 2. She loves her caregivers. They…

Or, you could just not have kids you cannot afford.

Though Biebs is a dick himself, no?

Tyler is the only Gawker write who posts sensibly on a regular basis. I envision the Gawker staff offices to look like this restaurant; with Tyler being the guy just chilling at the table, while the rest of the Gawker staff runs around bullying those people they don’t like: