Ok Kendra

I lol’d at “after dark he gets brave...” HA!

No.

Dude my boyfriend grabbed me around the waist once and startled me even though we were in his room and I still freaked the fuck out.

As far as straight sex goes, I think only P in V is actually sex. Sex is an act that may result in reproduction. Everything else is just foreplay. Again, as far as straight sex goes. I’m not gay so I won’t decide that parameters for gay sex at the risk of looking like an asshole.

You didn’t say “not all” either. Don’t fall back on semantics; that’s a thing for smart people. I’ll wait for you to google “semantics.”

Just stop everyone is laughing at you.

Can we stop with these ads for socks and cereal and whatnot parading as legit articles on Jez? I know you guys need to make money but this is getting obnoxious.

LOLZOMG YOU’RE THE SMARTEST ONE!!1!!!11

You're kind of an asshole. Assholes are round.

Like obesity? Or are we still touting obesity as “embracing a new standard of beauty”?

I think it’s not the makeup as much as the bodytype. Not everyone was so lean then. The popular diet at the time was low fat/low cal, which could leave even the thinnest actress kind of puffy looking (see: jennifer aniston in early Friends).

You’re the worst kind of person.

Who said that?

No seriously though, you and Red Guy are the worst.

NO BECAUSE RED.

This twat is such an asshole.

Brittany.

“I made the hugely personal decision to have a child and now everyone must suffer because ME. MY NEEDS. ALL THE TIME. Oh, and also the needs of my kid. She’s important, too.”

My mom said the same thing. Weird.