ME TOO. I’m so glad there’s someone else with the tampon problem. I seriously couldn’t use those damn things until my twenties because it hurt so bad and I didn’t know the sexy secret my primary vagina held until that point.

I have two vaginas! The best way I saw this handled was when Oprah had a segment on her show called, “5 woman, ten vaginas.”

But how can the boys function with all the boners? Think of the boys. They're the ones suffering here.

Do you even know what you're saying? Because I guarantee nobody else does.

What’s super offensive and rude is your transparent need to feel superior to strangers on the internet. Bless your heart, troglodyte.

That's called Darwinism.

Either way, I feel it’s a good thing. Too racist to work for a black person? Good. You shouldn’t work for the city anyway.

Oh I thought he was just interjecting words in spaces and I laughed. Like a corporate mad lib. That’s how they talk? I’m still laughing.

Idiots.

Yep. That's totally what I said #commonreadingcomprehension

Just sayin: maybe you dress for your type.

I feel like I could get all this stuff at urban outfitters. None of it is inspiring in the least.

I get the gladiator sandals. The Greeks got a lot of things right. But wtf with the chubby girls in bikinis and netted clothing?

Yeah. She's an asshole. That's all I care to say about her.

What does cheerleading have to do with this??? Couldn’t have picked another, more relevant picture? You guys just love to hate on the cheerleaders even though you’re not even sure what you’re hating on. Because how many (ex-) cheerleaders are there at Jez? That’s what I thought.

I don't have kids, but yeah, I think that stuff is just sugar. All humans need is water (babies need milk, obviously). Either way, there's no need for juice.

I'm a dog person, but I'm the first to admit that if I were to be one or the other, I'd be cat all the way: independent, stubborn, and a little bitchy.

My dog ate $50 of Godiva chocolate that was placed on our highest counter. Labradane appetite is not to be underestimated.

I've never heard that, but it makes a lot of sense.

Yep. I never understood people who adopt pets, decide they're too expensive or too much trouble, and then abandon them. My family raised me to believe that when you take in an animal, it's a part of the family and you treat it as such. That means food, medical bills, and housing (and more) are taken care of, no…