My take on this is that people just love to sue when they become inconvenienced/don’t want to take responsibility for their own actions. I had the same thought as AliceInWunderland, above, that in my experience, the placebo pills are usually a different color. When coupled with what you mentioned re: margin of error…

Seriously, this list has movies that were funny decades ago.

So, he’s got that going for him... which is nice :)

Dickless here doesn’t think Ghostbusters is the funniest movie of all time.

His tormented heart for the war he talked his way out of: “I’ve seen [Vietnam veterans’] broken bodies, know all about the horrors that live in their heads, and the enormous effects of trauma.”

A bit hard for me to understand super jealous people.

Really? What about my husband who travels as much as he is home and frequently has dinners or drinks with single women co-workers?

I feel like I err on the side of jealous (and it’s because my dad cheated on my mom in the most terrible way), but I do trust my husband completely. A perk is that he hates pretty much everyone, so even though there are coworkers and regulars of his (he bartends part-time) who have definitely had crushes on him, he…

Constantly. I am not jealous, I don’t own him and he doesn’t own me. More than that, I trust him and our relationship, or I wouldn’t be with him.

That’s one thing dating long distance teaches you; your partner will definitely be hanging out with people of the same gender when you’re not there, and so will you, and that’s just the way it is.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

inside-out lower intestine

The musings of John Donne clearly have a huge influence over the Kardashian family. Their guiding light, if you will.

Can we go one FUCKING day around here without calling a woman who was abused to the point of chopping someones penis off OLD? FUCK. No one cares about your boner.

NO WAY

NO IT WASNT SHUT UP

What kind of hideous monster steals a goat when there are obviously more superior animals at a petting zoo ripe for stealing? Also, kidnapping. I see what you did there.

Heck if we went to look right now I’d give it a 75% chance.

“America needs to hear the message,” he says. “We are messed up.”

Jesus Tapdancing Christ...