YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

I agree that it should definitely be the responsibility of a server making less than $3 per hour to ensure that two adults don’t do anything ridiculously stupid after drinking too much at a restaurant.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

You can be horrified and laugh about it at the same time.

I know this wasn’t the point at all, but just because I’m stuck on a bus with nothing better to do than to comment:

why does she move SO AWKWARDLY? They should have not made her do some much “dancing”

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and…

I can never decide if I’m flattered by your username or nah

some women want to maintain the only real sense of their marriage-worth in a way that is positive.

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something…

omfg xistopher

“I BETTER CALL STACY - HER LITTLE BOYS RHEIGN AND XISTOPHER ARE SUCH NAUGHTY BOYS”

Ew I hate these more than anything. What are the moms gonna do when their little girl throws a fit and breaks the chair

Plenty of blame to go around.

Looks to me like a case of asshole (swerving into them) on asshole (speeding recklessly, passing in a no passing zone, no safety clothing) crime.

She did a great bitch face.

She looks like she’s having a blast. I wanna go to Rome with Laurence Olivier!