In fairness though, she tried to punch him. That would be the last straw.

And for fuck’s sake — if she isn’t going to use her Planet Fitness membership, she should just cancel it. $19.99 is $19.99.

Has she thought about brewing her own coffee instead of going to Starbucks every morning? Maybe a stay-cation or two?

Maybe if she ate more meals at castle and got a paper route …

Well I guess it’s time to lay off the second footman now.

The clever and inventive use of flags

5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.

Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

Yes huh! They can get you to the hospital SUPER FAST!

yes, the reporter sounds like an ass, not the coked out perv bar owner with a 2-way mirror in the ladies washroom for peeping. lol

Don’t you mean “web-foot the bill”?

Linda Thompson, not Hamilton. #notalllindas

I’m still trying to accept that he’s not named Ken.

Well, mostly because you’re mixing up two very different situations.

I’d love to see Satan’s day planner.

You know all the cool people are in Hell, while Heaven is a polite, staid affair with waiting room music.

Fuck these cake-baking, tear-streaming, fine-receiving, Satan-blaming homophobic jerks. It's not Satan you nitwits! It's called what happens as a consequence of hating on your fellow human beings. Suck it!

Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy.