Omg it’s not food related, but my favourite Nihilist Twitter person is KimKierkegaardashian. @KimKierkegaard :

When I was pregnant, I stood in line for Ben and Jerry’s free cone day. I got two scoops of ice cream and when my friend said “hey! Why does she get two?”, the woman who scooped said in a no nonsense tone “preggos get two scoops”. Yay for two scoops!

More like Grey’s of Thrones, amirite?!

I laughed so hard when my sister phoned to tell me he died cause there wasn’t a neurosurgeon to save him.

I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

holding you to it. this honestly sounds so good that i could retract my entire post tbh

“In Soviet Russia, Left Shark trademark YOU!”

The Latin for it is Pantaloonius Inflammatori, I think.

What on earth is a “factitious disorder?” Do they mean a personality disorder? Like Histrionic PD? Or do they mean that she literally made up a disorder, because that sounds like the whole point of the piece.

She lied about cancer and deceived a bunch of uneducated vulnerable people but she’s a human guys so that negates everything she did.

You probably just need some essential oils. Essential oils cured my scoliosis.

A grillion sounds like it might be the most delicious number.

“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”

The thing about Kim is that I was always under the impression that beneath the substances there was a genuinely sweet, but woefully fragile person. Over the course of this season I’ve observed her show that she is awful to the bone, both drunk and sober. Her behavior was so inexcusable, her tactics so dirty, her…

Miller himself has also been an open proponent of GMOs.

He’s the new Dr. Pepper guy!!!

Justin Guarini-level flop

So basically, if your day was just going a little TOO well

I feel pretty bad that I’m genuinely curious what this kid said to her kid. Not that there is something that kid could have said to make calling for fisticuffs at dawn on FB and bringing a knife less bonkers, but I’m curious what turned this from “don’t worry, they are just jealous!” a la moms everywhere to “TIME TO…

Apparently they “wiped their computers” before they left. I’m interested to see what comes out of that recovery operation.