I thought the baby squeal meant that the song was about a pregnant girl debating whether or not to tell the father. Anyone else?

I lol'd at you.

Yeah, she's huge. She needs to get out of that house. So not healthy.

Yep. Egg nog is pretty much egg, cream, sugar, milk, and a splash of bourbon. Pretty much a milkshake.

I wrote in another comment that I've had the shark bite before and there's hardly any alcohol in it. Just lots of sugar. I imagine that's how the kid downed almost all of it; barely any taste of alcohol to dissuade him/her. It was a grievous mistake that shouldn't have happened, but I doubt the kid experienced…

Sounds like a new server got confused between the two drink names. It's on the restaurant to differentiate the appearances of the drinks, though, because that was an accident just begging to happen.

I'm not even engaged or seriously dating anyone but HERE SHE BE:

That's really too bad for Kaci Hickox.

I wonder what the hell the hostess was even trying to say? She was walking across the restaurant singing, "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG" to herself like a goddamn mental deficient? W.T.F.?.

Oh just stop. It's embarrassing.

I know, right? Who is this fucking tool?

I'm almost mad that it's so popular. Do you know what this says about the mental capacity of the average population? I MEAN, DO YOU???

Are you really surprised? This movie is based on a book that's supposed to have porn in it but doesn't. Only makes sense that the movie is supposed to feature penis in it doesn't, either.

Basic bitches will only see this movie.

Distract yourself. With whatever. Flirt on the internet. Sell stuff on eBay. Get a new job or volunteer opportunity...anything that gives you responsibilities to think about. I find it helps to find a fresh, new relationship (nothing serious — and certainly not sexual — just fun and convenient) but I understand that…

Yeah, they should not have them mimicking the choreography/style of a twenty-something woman who happens to be one of the most successful pop artists ever. If you're gonna do that, you'd better be, a) of age, and b) GOOD.

Yes. I was barely clothed in my formative years (comp dance, cheerleading, swim team, etc.) so I have a different view than most folks about what is "appropriate" clothing for preteens/teens. I understood that what I wore a lot of the time was just for practice/performing and not intended to be sexual, even though an…

You're not that bright.

If you're going to talk to me, you need to learn how to read first. I never said brain cancer was convenient, you under-educated bore. I said her decision to suddenly not end her life in the wake of all the publicity she's gotten for saying she's going to end her life is convenient, since now she'll be alive to enjoy…

I just think it's convenient that she decides to live AFTER People magazine ran a cover story about her.