Not as scary as "It's a Jordan Christmas:" "Imagine Christmas wishes, shooting out of your eyes..."

That one girl has an eerie Bill Murray aura about her. I think she might be his secret love child.

You...aren't that bright.

You got this from Urban goddamn Dictionary??? Please stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Like, so hard.

Yeah, plus Juan Pablo was American. So is ABC really dabbling in casual racism or is Jez looking for something that isn't there?

I WANT THEM TO ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATE A LARGE ANIMAL.

That was because he was a dick. Not because he was Latino.

I was a cheerleader since age nine and the thing I remember was that some of those stunts described in the book were fucking impossible. Not like REALLY HARD impossible, but like, actually not physically possible impossible for fifteen-year-olds. Like the one where somehow Bobbi climbs on Corky's shoulders —without…

I STILL CHECK MY LIPSTICK.

As I said in another comment, I'm happy that she's happy and I wouldn't tell her — or anyone — what to do with herself, but just because the corseting is her "choice" doesn't decrease the chances that it won't result in harmful side effects someday. I hope she continues to be content with herself, but I also hope it…

I'm happy that she's happy and wouldn't ever tell her (or anyone) what to do with herself, but it being "her choice" doesn't take away from the fact that corseting can result in some harmful side effects. I hope she continues to be content with herself, but I also hope that it doesn't come at the cost of her health.

Why are you talking about global vaccination efforts? This story is about a dog. A DOG. Perhaps you're probably trying to sound intelligent and compassionate by introducing an argument about apples into an argument about quinoa, but sadly your flawed, stupid efforts have only confirmed you as an under-educated social…

I WILL BE YOUR WITNESS ("WITNESS"), SIR. JUST TELL ME WHAT TO SAY ABOUT MR. DICKLESS AND HIS CREW AND I'LL SAY IT!

I'm sure her surgery has been paid for 10x over by now via donations to the shelter and the list of interested adopters is lined up for miles.

I don't doubt any of that, I just doubt the authenticity and timeline of the pic. We know she dated the guy ten years ago, and that's where she claims the pic came from: their relationship a decade ago (before the incident happened). And so far I haven't heard of any irrefutable evidence that says the pic is more…

I just really like sparkly things. Always have. Case in point:

I sorta feel we should reserve judgment until we know what the hell is going on. All these "sources" talking about "receiving more information" don't create irrefutable guilt for me. A part of me likes playing devil's advocate (or at least likes to exercise a healthy degree of skepticism toward bombastic allegations…

This does kind of stink of absurdity. IF it's true, then clearly shut down the whole place ASAP. But it just reeks of KFC Girl falseness.

I don't think you know what any of that means.