You don't read much, do you?

YEP. I KNEW there was something icky about her story from the start. First of all, this is Studio City, Ca, not some backwoods swamp where people are scandalized by the existence of an interracial couple. (Which was what she tried to claim was the reason witnesses thought she was a prostitute: everyone was so racist…

There were a few witnesses who said they were fucking in their car on a public street with the door open. This gal's story fell apart pretty quickly precisely because she was full of shit. But not before she tried to exploit the current racial unrest in America to get herself out of trouble.

To be fair, prostitute sex generally happens in cars.

I'm betting there was some CCTV footage somewhere. Security cameras are everywhere, especially in front of tv studios. Plus, I guess they were doing all this with the car door open, so it was kind of an display. Plus, there's plenty of lewd stuff you can do with your clothes still on.

LOOK AT THOSE COMPACT LITTLE PAWS!!!1!!

We need to get drunk sometime.

So because you don't like her that means nobody likes her. Got it.

It really doesn't seem that weird. Some women also like to freak out about uncircumcised dudes, to which I say: why? It's not a big deal. If anything is weird about it, it's how uncultured it makes those girls seem.

You're coming across as kind of a narrow-minded, ignorant dick.

My ex basically echoed what you and Noth are saying. Mr. Big wasn't the problem; Carrie was. It took me a minute, but then I realized he was right: she was a mess.

That's a really unattractive picture.

Why are the least angelic people always named Angela?

She wasn't lied to. It was an unfortunate mistake, but it wasn't done on purpose. That hag needed to accept the apology, realize that shit doesn't go your way sometimes, and deal with it like an adult. Not throw a tantrum and demand free stuff. How unbelievably tacky and immature. She's delusional and entitled and…

Oh shut up.

Bearclaw.

She got to show at Fashion Week? Must not have been great. I didn't even realize.

I don't think anyone really knows! I remember being confused about this in the Britney days. One source said one thing, another said another. It's the tauntingly moveable f.

Is it Lufti or Lutfi?

This show looks bad. Not just because it's a sitcom. I hope it reaches its potential and the high expectations surrounding it, but some of the jokes are tired, cliched, and predictable, and I will not be watching.