Is he portraying himself as God in that pic? IS HE PORTRAYING HIMSELF AS GOD IN THAT PIC?

She cannot dance. Even a little.

You sound great at parties.

Me neither. The syrupy plot lines, the terrible acting, and the "Save yourself for marriage!" tone creeped me out. And the theme song was stupid.

I found the Knausgaard bit unbelievably pretentious and desperate. I get it: you know words.

I do believe the milk line. I was hot in high school, just like the ad promised.

Calico.

Congrats on your new boobs! JEALOUS FO SHO.

Long hair tends to skew younger, short hair, older. Of course, exceptions can be made if the execution is right...but this woman doesn't do "beauty" "right."

I was watching a Dog the Bounty Hunter recently (shut up) wherein Beth was telling everyone how she'd wound up in jail at age eighteen on drug charges. She'd told the judge, "Oh, I can't go to jail, I have a life." She said the judge just sneered at her and gave her six months, and that after that she learned her…

I love you.

I wouldn't call it victim blaming, that's a legit weird story without any details provided.

I know. Let's face it: they're mad because Pattinson traded up in the hot gf department by, like, x1000. KStew always looked like a sickly, underfed wannabe model with a bad attitude.

I don't think he's fucked anyone.

In my experience, when a woman is perceived as "bad" in bed it's because of a lack of enthusiasm. I have a feeling this may be why you feel "too many women are total crap" in bed: because none of them have ever been that excited about boning you.

I never bragged about my bf on Facebook. Because I'm someone who doesn't define myself by relationships. Vom.

Flynn's other books are exhausting. I really think the reason they're not mainstream is because they're so, so dark.

My mom teaches Of Mice and Men to high school freshman. Every year, she says she just waits for some parent to complain that the book is racist because it uses the word "nigger." I guess it happens every year. And when it does, she enjoys ripping said parent to shreds, maybe too much.

I was with you until she became a little insufferable. I mean, she's an okay talent. But nowhere near as great as she's come to think she is lately.

I think throwing someone's race into insults — even with innocuous terms like "black" or "white" ("Black bitch!" "Stupid white girl!") is bad enough. Why do we have to insult people using their races at all? Let's stay away from that, if only because it's lazy (and racist and stupid and inexcusable).