Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.
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“The name of Buffalo’s signature dish has the word “garbage” in it.”
Garbage plates are from Rochester, not Buffalo. Get your snowbound rust belt ghost towns straight.
I would fight for beef on weck
“That’s about as good as it gets in Buffalo, kids. I picture the entire city fighting over a single old hamburger in an alleyway dumpster.”
brb, changing my handle again
Former librarian here. I have never dealt with such entitled people as library patrons. I’m talking “My taxes are your paycheck!” entitled. I had a dude literally throw a stapler at me because I explained that no, he can’t check out a $175 mechanical engineering textbook with his toddler’s library card, because I KNOW…
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I know, right? You don’t scream at Librarians!
Back when I worked for my local library, I had a patron tell her little boy not to talk to me because I was “the goddamned devil.” All because she had a small fine, which she didn’t even have to pay in order to check out her items that day.
“Let me tell you. The queen, yes, the queen, was asking, just begging, for me to come in and fix their economy. Problem is, she never had a sense for business. I bought a tea service business that was doing horrible over there. Just losing money. Going bankrupt. I buy it, now it’s turning a huge profit. The people…
I was riding my bike the other day, stopped at a red light in the bike lane, and a mother crossing the street right in front of me said to her daughter “Watch out for bikers. They NEVER obey the law” while staring straight at me. As I was very clearly obeying every single traffic law.
Re: the pizza place. I was just screamed at last week at full volume in front of the circulation desk (I’m a librarian) and I figured that most people around us were thinking, “Whoa! That woman sounds CRAZY. Hey kids, don’t ever act like that.” Never dreamed that someone would back up the lunatic and give the message…
I cannot wait for him to reply to this.
Last night Arizona Cardinals coach Jen Welter became the first woman to coach an NFL game and Sarah Thomas became…
I like the part where she was knocked unkoncious.
I AM WELL AND TRULY PERIODING OUT BECAUSE IT TOOK LIKE TEN SECONDS BEFORE I WANTED TO CRY
Those in the GOP condemning Trump celebrated when war hero John Kerry was ‘swift boated” by Bush during the presidential campaign. So, they should shut the fuck up about their fake patriotism.
The final tableau of To Kill A Mockingbird has always given me a sour feeling toward the book—it ends with the black…
