I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Obviously Kanye’s place is that big for his wife’s ass and his ego.

I don’t care any more. I’m full-fledged, totally excited and invested. Sell my soul to Disney. Happy May the Fourth, everyone.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

HAHAHAHAH Yes! Those poor millionaire producers!! Let’s laugh at them while they count their Smurfs money.

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

Well, SEC fans certainly aren't happy, but then people from the South generally preferred things back in the BCs era.

He's just paying homage to Woody Hayes on the 36th anniversary of this:

Florida actually went to Obama in both his elections. Nobody hears our pain though because Bugs Bunny Sawing GIF.

Conceiving a child out of wedlock, falling asleep during meetings, cold and distant to his kids, repeating movie plotlines as though they had actually happened...

Don't forget adultery, divorce, and a gay son!

....Increasing taxes on the middle class, ballooning our deficit, shutting down mental health facilities....

This mural is missing a few things... A guy selling arms to Iran, slaughtered nuns in Central America, Reagan laughing at guys dying of AIDS...

YOU WANT THE TRUTH???? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

It's not big deal when us Southerners can laugh right back at them.

Just wait until the next hot summer, then the South can laugh at the northerners stripping in the streets and buying overpriced fans on the street because the temp exceeded **80**. God help them if they get 30+ 100 degree days like parts of the South!

I'm just excited to hear that some Gators made it into the EndZone.

I am surprised you can type while you have your fingers in your ears and saying "lalalalalalalalala"