I just find Miley Cyrus to be gross. I used to work at a dog kennel that bred and competed Labradors and used to help with Artificial Inseminations, and one time made the mistake of wearing flip-flops and got dog cum on my foot. The feeling I got then is the same feeling I get when watching that Miley Cyrus clip.

OMG, that's freaking adorable. Your mom sounds adorable, hahaha.

I got a gift card to a liquor store. It was the best gift ever for a booze snob like me.

Scientific proof that men are hotter with beards and creepier with mustaches:

Erin I have to go into a boardroom meeting in 10 minutes and report to my C-suite bosses with red puffy eyes. Fuck you very much, Erin, you asshole. Fuck you so hard.

"Financial independence is a great thing..." SCREEEEEEECH.

And sure enough the Dogs Rights Advocates are out in force because of this video, decrying felinists as dog haters. Blind to dog privilege, they look at this video as some sort of proof that cats are given special treatment. Please, my friends, don't respond. Leave the DRAs in the gray.

FIERCE.

My super religious, more-evangelical-than Christ mother once said (during the debate in Canada for gay marriage) that it's just as well to the gays marry. Living together is a sin. At least they can get married and stop sinning so much.

personally, i love how they're all talking about being more "sensitive", as if women need to be talked to gently, instead of the obvious; that we need to be talked to and about like we're actual goddamn adult human beings.

Dont knock center stage. Center stage is the shit. When you're nine and it's your first pg 13 movie... but seriously, it makes me so happy every time I watch it.

Any list of movie musicals that doesn't include Newsies is a list that is dead to me.

I LOVE Camelot!! It is my favorite musical hands down. I listen to the soundtrack all the time, and have been wondering if "If Ever I Would Leave You" is an appropriate first dance song to play at a wedding. If it is, I am all over that!

Eeeeeh. I'm going to be a little more optimistic. I think a lot of times people don't understand something and sometimes they would like to, but they are scared of doing or saying the wrong thing because it's "a touchy subject". Personally, I know I (a middle-class raised white woman) felt this way a long time in…

How many people have to identify with a certain sexuality before it can be considered an orientation? I think that Lawsbian should be recognized as a sexual orientation - a Lawsbian is an otherwise straight woman who is sexually and romantically attracted to Jennifer Lawrence. I am a raging Lawsbian.

If Jason Statham could do the voiceovers for Say Yes to the Dress, my Friday nights would improve tremendously.

Next Halloween, I'm going to have a bowl full of condoms and PP pamphlets, in addition to the candy. If people are going to ring my doorbell and ask for candy, I have a right to share my beliefs! Safe, responsible sex, reproductive choice and health for everyone!

Ultimate Halloween cat video.

Well if nothing else, "I am jealous of Matt Lauer's tits" wins the award for Most Improbable Thing I've Ever Said.

I posted this under another user's comment, but this is another fantastic commercial that will make you sob your eyes out (totally worth it though).