I have a three-year-old and he has not dealt with bullying, at least not serious enough that I've heard about it. Peer groups are tough, man. I knew it would be the thorn in my child rearing. My biggest beef is the fucking gun thing. To start, I hate guns. And yet, my son comes home from school mock-shooting with…

First, a little background in case you're among the lucky few uninitiated: a "pick up artist" is like a sandwich artist, except much more embarrassing to sleep with and much, much less likely to have a footlong

You know what I wish had a negative correlation with long, sustained relationships? Lots of public statuses/comments about how amazing/lovely their spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend is. Good, GOD, I have some dear friends who don't go a day without a very public announcement about how great their relationship is. I like…

"A very dark-skinned kid in the keep of blonde people is part of the natural order, proof, in fact, of benevolence, of the bigheartedness of the adoption process."

So, realistically, what are the chances that an overweight 28 year old lady with zero dance experience could learn how to tap?

This is big government, socialistic meddling from Barack HUSSEIN Obama at its finest! Whatever happened to personal responsibility?

My ex doesn't text me, but will send me messages on FB late at night when he's drunk. I'm happily married right now with a kid and he's in a long term relationship that I think he's happy in, and the messages are never flirty, it's nice to just say what's up and see how the other is doing every once in awhile.

Mine normally does too, but he's lazy at night. During the day I often have a cat and a dog watching me pee. I can't get no privacy in this house.

If I have a nightmare, I totally bring my cat into the bathroom with me to pee. My husband caught me once.

"Baby Mine" from Dumbo, the song where Dumbo goes to visit his mom while she's locked up. It doesn't matter when or where but I hear that song and I start sobbing.

Good Evening Loves! I was going to go out and have myself some fun. But I just got my period and feel all icky, so I am going to sit home and bake some brownies and eat ice cream with all you lovely ladies.

That would be truly awesome. It should be part of a primary-school-aged curriculum.

Happy is far, far more important.

I was having a particularly awful day so finally decided to get a Kinja account as I've been a ghost Jez reader for years. First thing to pop up is this video! It was like you knew I had an awful day and wanted to cheer me up! Thank you!