This is rivaling Rik Mayall playing King Herod in my mind. I hate this musical but god do I love Rik Mayall as King Herod!

If anyone is looking for absolutely wonderful, sane, non-judgemental makeup advice (including contouring!), I highly recommend Lisa Eldridge's site. I only recently discovered her, and man, I wish I'd had her calm, easy-going reassurance when I was a teenager. I get really exhausted by the arbitrary laws that some…

Me too. But it was clear early on i was too loud and impulsive to be a lady. I know right, the Spice Girls creating connections do they know their power? Sounds like you were a fun kid.

GINGER!!! My friend Anna was sporty personified so that was always obvious. The prissy chicks i hung with were always fighting over Posh.

Oh. Spice Girls was played, Zig-a-Zig AHH forever (no dreams to crush, Girl Power)

Either this is satire, or this is the most laughably stupid comment I've ever received on these.

Sharkbites were JAWSOME

All hail Cheeseballs!!

Oh, please!

This is the same Primanti's I went to!

I vehemently love how you are wading in with your own trolls.
That is all.

I'm at work and need to stop being a terrible employee fucking around on the internet, so I can't read this right now, but every time you post one of these I consider it a personal gift meant just for me.

I think we're both pretty decided but aren't ready to leave each other.
I felt major anxiety about becoming pregnant when he first mentioned having kids and it got so bad I had more or less convinced myself I was pregnant over Christmas and was shaking when I took a pregnancy test. It was negative. Madness.

Oh no. I wanted to. I did. I'd do it again. Complete with powdered donuts and beer.

I don't usually watch awards shows in real-time but I did watch the Globes last night and had to sit/suffer through the commercials. I was only vague aware of this one, and if you were to sit me down, focus-group style, and ask me what, precisely, it was for?

It was worth a shot. This is basically how I got a dog for my 7th birthday.

I've posted this video before and I'm sharing it again because it's a great story about how Emma Thompson DGAF what people think of her.

ALL TEH VOTES OF YES!

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

My sister bought my cats a gift from her cat. It was nicer than the things we purchased for each other.