*Spoilers*

Holy shit!

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

*Cavaliers and Warriors meet in the finals for the rest of eternity*

Himself, theoretically. This is entirely his own creation.

Exactly. We won’t destroy the earth - we’re physically incapable of doing so, even with all our atomic bombs set off at once in one place. The biosphere? Oh yeah, we can totally fuck that up and make it a very unhappy place for us to live.

Made famous by Terminator?! I think Colonel Jack O’Neill and the rest of SG-1 would have something to say about that. But seriously, not one single mention of the ten-year run of Stargate SG-1, with several establishing shots of Cheyenne Mountain in every episode?

Guys. I love me some Force Awakens. But best picture? No.

Would that be the Batman series featuring this hilarious line: “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”? Cuz maybe that’s not something we want to brag about in reference to quality of writing.

No worries! People are so crazy (especially on the internet) that it can be very hard to tell if someone is making fun of stupid people or is just that stupid.

YAAAAAAAĀ!! Now just need season 5 to happen.

THIS!

The creepiest thing about this makeup is that he looks more like Elijah Wood than Johnny Depp...

Sooo..... The city of New York is considering a costumed superhero registration act?

Stargate really is the best show to binge. You don’t have to worry about getting overwhelmed by the emotional gutpunches or worn out on the jokes. There’s enough variety from episode to episode to keep things fresh even if you watch a bunch of them.

The answer on September 1st:

But they still have Dom Capers running the defense. Wonderful.

Here’s hoping, it’s the least he deserves.