I can barely keep it together at work with all the ‘myself’ flying around. It’s like people avoid saying ‘me’ for some reason.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

The fantasy where people don't miss your sarcasm, I'm guessing.

I really think the article is sarcasm. Mostly the “because you can’t wait in line” jab at the end.

This comment section so far.

1) I just screamed about “Dianne and myself” in another post... I’m with you. It is horribly incorrect.

I was told to throw personal questions back at people who ask this: “when’s the last time you declared bankruptcy?” “When’s the last time you had an orgasm?” “What’s your credit score? Oh, that’s none of my business? WHAT BETTER ADVICE TO TAKE THAN YOUR OWN??!!”

All the love, Mark. You’re so awesome. From the bottom of my heart, congratulations and well done.

I have an exclusive pic of the wedding:

Reading this is exactly what I needed this morning. Mark, I’m so happy for the two of you - the love you have for each other is so apparent, even to people who have never met either of you. And those pictures make my heart explode. Congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful life together.

I like that this post finds this silver lining in stupidity and hateful ignorance of Kim Davis. I long for the days where I no longer have to hear about her. She's a fuckin' butthead.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

I can’t remember the last time I had a doctor use a stethoscope during a checkup. Usually something the nurse does beforehand, I thought.

Hello NASA? I’m thinking of a certain kid in Irving, Texas who you definitely want to have intern with you next summer.

That poor fucking kid. He must’ve been so proud of what he made and to have his efforts met with such racist suspicion is heartbreaking. He sounds like a great student and every teacher involved in this mess should be thoroughly ashamed.

From the Independent article:

Wtf how do you misplace an entire plane??

That’s even worse than the time the information board said our plane was at the gate and we would be boarding soon when we could all see there was no plane at the gate.

OMG, girl, you need glasses! That’s Matt McGory from orange is the new black! He’s totes hot. I would chain him to the bed and never let him leave.