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And this guy somewhere in the wordless crowd.

I’m not positive at all about this and it’s total speculation, but based on some vague things I’ve heard about Gawker Media, I’m not actually sure they make enough profit to fund a big scholarship like this.
But if they do, that would be fucking awesome. And good PR! Which they need!

Actually, I don’t think that is a bad idea. It is something to explore if some of the writers would support this. A Deadspin sports scholarship. A Jezebel scholarship for women’s studies. There are quite a few options here.

Yeah, you’re probably just a prude. How come pornhub’s scholarship is creepy, when a whole bunch of other buisnesses have scholarships and nobody bats an eye at them?

Pudding gif forever.

“Why am I acting in this porno?”

  • Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either

    Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

RACCOOOOOOOON!

this one got me. ded.

  • Look at This Photograph, It’s of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Divorcing After Two Years of Marriage

Why did I think they’d already gotten divorced?

This seems like the perfect response. Fair, measured, sympathetic, relatable and common sense.

“If you want to, for your own-self-empowerment, take personal responsibility because you feel like you need to for something you did, that is one thing,” she adds. “But you don’t get to make that statement for everybody else.”

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

LOL!!! You can’t drive with epilepsy. You can have a seizure, passout and crash your car.

Someone beat me to it, but trust me, as a former GameStop employee we don’t like it any more than you do. And corporate constantly has covert agents making sure you’re doing all the things outlined in policy, so it’s annoying as heck.

Maybe the clerk just didn’t want to lose his job because he sold you a guide for an obviously-wrong price? I can imagine some managers would be pretty pissed if he sold it to you for a cent.

A lot of this is hilarious, and I support you in everything except this:

Random aside: I was to a wedding last month where the mother of the groom wore a white, lacy, mermaid style dress. She looked beautiful in it, but I could just see the bride’s jaw clenching.

Jersey Mike’s and Penn Station are the shit and from what I know, pedophile free. Get your sandwich grub on there.