Thanks for this! I asked about antlers upthread. Do you put anything inside them or on them to make them more appealing? Or do dogs tend to like them just as is? Also, do they not splinter? I have a super enthusiastic pyr puppy who will splinter mediocre giant beef bones in an hour, so I want to find something…

Same with my pyr puppy - she refuses to touch Kongs and Nylabones, no matter how much bacon grease I rub on them or snacks I put inside. She loves stuffed animals so I bought her a bunch, pulled out all the stuffing, and gave her the empty shells of a stuffed animal to play with - she likes it better than when they're…

My grandmother. She tried to convinced my husband and me to spend our honeymoon at her place, too, and I laughed and laughed.

Not my wedding (though there were a few pretty funny moments of drama), but my parents' wedding was like, wrought with bad omens. They got married in the main cathedral in San Sebastian, Spain, where my mom is from. My dad's a Kansas boy, so his parents and 6 siblings (including his best man, his younger brother) had…

I mean, I was never big on it, but figured "eh, why not" for having it in my wedding. I'm not kidding when I say women got.....viciously competitive. One (very single) friend literally wrestled with another (engagement-on-the-horizon) friend before ripping it out of her hands (pretty much snapping a bunch of the…

I see a lot of talk about building a structured, detailed birth plan, as well as the need for advocating for that plan (by yourself, through your partner/family members, a doula, etc.). Obviously you want to account for everything but for me, the extent of my birth plan is "Get the baby out as healthily and safely as…

Hey now, huitlacoche, sweetbreads, and black pudding (any type of blood sausage really) are actually really delicious (in my opinion, obviously).

-I went through a hard-core fangirl phase with Good Charlotte (ahem, BEFORE they were mainstream, okaaay?). We were waiting outside one of their shows in Ft. Lauderdale and they came out of their bus. No one else was around, except for me (dying inside) and my mother (uggh, junior high). My mom hissed at me to talk to…

I didn't realize it was Ice Cube who tweeted it until I saw your comment. Now I feel dumb for spending so long looking for him (ended up giving up and thinking it was a joke)

Tea all over my keyboard.

Mika! I went to see him live in a small club in Miami around the time this song started coming out. The show was hands-down the best live show I've ever been to, and afterwards, my guy friend (visiting from Germany and absolutely obsessed with Mika) and I noticed a big black escalade parked in the back, so we waited…

Stop it, this is word for word how it goes in my house. I have to find a way to kick him out of the living room while I fold laundry so I can watch it, but inevitably he'll walk by a mountain of unfolded laundry, and stare at me with my eyes fixated on ROHBH, mouth open, glass of wine in my hand.

Slow day, huh? Poor thing, can't be easy being so behind on such earth-shattering news.

I had someone show up to my wedding who had RSVPed "Not attending." No warning, no "oh hey by the way, turns out I'm free!", just "Oh, I don't have a place card...I'll just sit in this person's seat." Didn't make that connection until 6 months later though, so thankfully it was a non-issue. Just boggles the mind…

Better than a guy at my sister's company. The party was on another floor in the same building as their office, and the guy went back up afterwards, hammered apparently, and threw up all over the office floor. Worse still, that happened Friday night, he waited until an hour before people arrived Monday morning to come…

How does this not have more stars?? I wish I could give you dozens of them for that.

Monthly? Hahahaha I wish I broke them monthly. We bought dozens of them when we moved into our house a year ago, and now we're down to like, 4. I'm a clumsy mess.

Either way, I mean, you just had a kid and your priority is hooking up with someone? Ew. Even if I were in an open relationship, I'd be pretty pissed if my husband was using our child's birth as a gateway to a sexual conquest...

Slow dancing in the living room to jazz music on TV while in our PJs in the middle of a Chick Fil A dinner and Breaking Bad marathon. He'd picked up the ring from being resized a few hours before and was planning something for that weekend but decided he just wanted to get 'er done. It's very us, and I love it, even…

But you're so quiet...so reserved....are you okay???