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I didn't realize it was Ice Cube who tweeted it until I saw your comment. Now I feel dumb for spending so long looking for him (ended up giving up and thinking it was a joke)

Tea all over my keyboard.

Mika! I went to see him live in a small club in Miami around the time this song started coming out. The show was hands-down the best live show I've ever been to, and afterwards, my guy friend (visiting from Germany and absolutely obsessed with Mika) and I noticed a big black escalade parked in the back, so we waited

Stop it, this is word for word how it goes in my house. I have to find a way to kick him out of the living room while I fold laundry so I can watch it, but inevitably he'll walk by a mountain of unfolded laundry, and stare at me with my eyes fixated on ROHBH, mouth open, glass of wine in my hand.

Slow day, huh? Poor thing, can't be easy being so behind on such earth-shattering news.

I had someone show up to my wedding who had RSVPed "Not attending." No warning, no "oh hey by the way, turns out I'm free!", just "Oh, I don't have a place card...I'll just sit in this person's seat." Didn't make that connection until 6 months later though, so thankfully it was a non-issue. Just boggles the mind

When I was about 5 or 6 and my parents got an SNES "for the kids" at Christmas. They then proceeded to spend the next 2-3 days STRAIGHT, nonstop, playing Tetris, to the point of dreaming about fitting pieces together. At the time it wasn't so fun (a lot of whining on my sister's and my part) but looking back on it,

Better than a guy at my sister's company. The party was on another floor in the same building as their office, and the guy went back up afterwards, hammered apparently, and threw up all over the office floor. Worse still, that happened Friday night, he waited until an hour before people arrived Monday morning to come

How does this not have more stars?? I wish I could give you dozens of them for that.

Aw, that's actually pretty cute, aside from the servers crashing.

I don't know why but this, this is the comment that's making me laugh the hardest. That's amazing! I hope his new bosses laughed about it.

Monthly? Hahahaha I wish I broke them monthly. We bought dozens of them when we moved into our house a year ago, and now we're down to like, 4. I'm a clumsy mess.

Either way, I mean, you just had a kid and your priority is hooking up with someone? Ew. Even if I were in an open relationship, I'd be pretty pissed if my husband was using our child's birth as a gateway to a sexual conquest...

Slow dancing in the living room to jazz music on TV while in our PJs in the middle of a Chick Fil A dinner and Breaking Bad marathon. He'd picked up the ring from being resized a few hours before and was planning something for that weekend but decided he just wanted to get 'er done. It's very us, and I love it, even

But you're so quiet...so reserved....are you okay???

Considering the amount of updates we've gotten on this story, one would think you'd have figured it out by now. I don't really see why Mark should have to give a full background on each person involved every time he writes something about them.

Ah, ok, fair enough. I tried to like the Nerdist, too, for a long time, but I think what bugs me about Chris is that he's kind of a smug, cocky nerd. You know? Like, it's awesome when he gets all excited about stuff, but I get so much smugness and "aren't I hilarious?!" off of him, kinda like he tries a little too

Seems legit.

Fair enough, but hasn't Wil be around longer? Star Trek, Standy By Me, etc? I feel like he's more of a "stand back and enjoy geek culture" person who's already earned his stripes, instead of an active paid commentator trying to make a living, no?

Really? Funny, I feel exactly the opposite - that it's Chris trying for Low Budget Will hhhhhhhWeaton.