I quit Twitter the day after the election, and I have not missed it.

Hi Whitney,

Benghazi!

I also heard they were looking to determine once and for all that the earth is flat.

I will star this gif no matter what it is referencing.

Me sitting down to watch Big Little Lies season two even though we know about all the big and little lies already:

I think what makes Manhattan in particular pretty lame is that most of the uniqueness has been priced out. Also, pretty much every American city’s “downtown” is the same nowadays, and Manhattan below 59th street is just one big downtown shopping district.

I finally started watching The Great British Bake-Off and it’s quite possibly the best cooking show I’ve ever seen.

Current TV shows you’re digging? Any answers of “The Good Place” will add +800 to your Good Place score.

stay home to screencap christmas day NBA games

We don’t speak out loud in the office

They are all basically slight variations of the same email at this point, and so it just kind of rolls off of you.

Plus, the variety of books to give is so vast! It’s easier to find something I feel a certain kid would enjoy when it’s a book. Love it.

Tacheny claims he had kept the confession to himself out of “religious obligation,”

But why a glass of wine? And why pinot grigio specifically?

Books are great gifts for nieces and nephews who like to read. We put and extra $40 in each book though so they can go to the movies or whatnot as well.

I’m “that parent” in that I almost always give clothing. Hey, clothing can be expensive and they grow out of it fast.

Do they know it’s Christmas at all?