Are there two Kims in that Instagram photo? Are they clones? Are the Kardashians breeding an army of alien vapid rich girl replicants? Are they shilling a new line of Kardashian Kloning technology? Are they secretly shapeshifting pod people and one of them forgot which Kardashian/Jenner it was supposed to be that day?…

This is where Donald Trump came from.

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

South Florida has all kinds of weird shit running around because people buy exotic pets and when they find out they are a bitch/expensive to take care of they just turn them loose on a golf course.

You sonned him!

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

But he’s already been signed...

I still think Robert was the best one and he was best friends with O.J.

Mother of god, if I jump up that many cup sizes I won’t be able to stand up straight or even function. Eek!

I maintain that twitter really isn’t important unless you’re very famous (celebrity) or very powerful (politician, company, etc.). The rest of us are just wading around down in the muck.

It’s all online! I switched to buying eeeeeeeevvvvvvvvrything online, since there was so little in stores. I never tried ASOS, but heard good things.

Here’s a cute puppy gif.

Maternity pants (jeans in particular) are the absolute best. I don’t understand why we don’t wear these suckers all the time. I had my daughter 2 and a half years ago and couldn’t handle the trauma of finding pants that fit my new “mom bod.” I rock a ton of dresses now.

I didn’t read the article but I just did the same thing for Facebook. My job is, um, “low production” so I have hours of downtime that I spent staring at that god damn page hitting refresh. Had to kick the addiction, enough was enough.

If it makes you feel any better my first thought was “finally, an article about maternal health that doesn’t center around breastfeeding”

In NH and a part of Dartmouth Hitchcock OB/GYN this was part of my care, BOTH while pregnant and post partum. I thought it was standard care, sad to learn it’s not.

Denise Richards and John Stamos would make an awesome couple. I am in favor of this, paparazzi or no paparazzi.

There are MUCH BETTER choices of lube, Nigella.

Louis Tomlinson is not going to have 10,000 pounds a month to give through to 2034.

Is Nigela wooing this eligible bachelor, then?