The only question I had when I was speaking with pediatricians was “Do you allow non-vaccinated patients?” If there was even a waffle outside of “only for medical necessity, i.e. allergies” I was done. I was pleasantly surprised that most said no with no exceptions.

Stop being friends with those morons.

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

[Women] are at a loss when it comes to the reference points of football.

I mean. It is true. All NFL coaches are physically superior monsters who intimidate their players into doing what they are told to do. Bill Belichick is what, 8 feet tall, 450lbs? When he tore that one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back I thought, gosh there is an offensive genius, no wonder his…

“Some of my best friends are women!”

“subpar spread of fruit and muffins.”

I don’t know. I just cannot really get over or understand a father with 600 million leaving his children less than a million each. It is an atavistic reaction, I know; nothing to do with rational thinking. But it must be heartbreaking.

But even I know that’s these things are to be taught at elementary/high school level, and i’m not even American...

Judge Judy is the reason that my grandma has insisted that I NEVER lend any money to a boyfriend. She continued to do this during the seven years we dated, and throughout our engagement. She still brings it up sometimes, even though we’re married. She also thinks the root of most societal problems these days are due…

I totally agree with you, even though in my house he earns all the money and I manage all the money. So he always asks before making a large purchase. And I do not, because I know whether I can afford to go on a fabric-store binge this month or not.

My late husband and I had a joint checking account, but once we had a bit extra, we each had what we called our “go to hell” money. My commissions and his overtime and any extra we made from little side jobs, eBay, etc. was ours to spend as we chose. It worked very well for the 30 years of our marriage.

My body was essentially toxic after giving birth because I was on a ventilator with a million IVs and God know what sedatives, antibotics, and other drugs coursing through my veins. The first day I was able to communicate I asked a nurse (I was in ICU) if I could breastfeed. She smiled and patted my arm and told me to…

And newsflash: plant milk isn’t milk!

I had total strangers approach with concern about my FF daughter. I breastfed my second one and never received a single negative comment or side eye. But the formula? Sigh.

Fuck almond “milk”. We should apply truth in labelling here and call it what it is: nut water.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!

I adore you, Jennifer, and I support your goals, but I’m pretty sure Helen Mirren is going to do the bikini thing before you.

Hidden valley is what I put on my salad because blue cheese is now a no-no due to medication.