BUT BUT BUT KETO! PALEO! ATKINS!...etc.etc.etc.

Too funny, we know each other because I saw you post this earlier elsewhere! SMALL WORLD JEZ. Hope you and the pup are doing well :)

I don’t watch Wynonna Earp but have watched Schitt’s Creek and went to google who the guy is. I WHOLLY approve of a crush on this fellow. 10/10 would bang.

Your eta made me snort. High fives to you.

Dude it’s SO GOOD. I’ve tried to recreate it on multiple occasions but nothing beats the original.

Good catch! Your detective skills are much better than mine. So I think the only answer is that this guy is just a nutbag.

And yet, my FIL wonders why we didn’t baptize our kids. I basically just stare at him with my mouth open.

Maybe it’s a really small apartment and he doesn’t want to stink up the place? I could see that. Or, like someone else suggested, maybe he’s jerking it or watching porn and doesn’t want his wife to know. Or maybe he just likes the extra space? I have a friend who lives in a mostly empty building and his landlord lets…

Seriously, SO MANY QUESTIONS. We need a follow-up, STAT.

I went back to double check if she said “ex-husband” at the start. GIRL, RUN.

I’m alllllllllllll for that suggestion!

For some reason, my kids are ONLY like this at dinner. They’ll shovel breakfast and lunch like their seat is on fire, but by dinner time, they’re prefer we masticate the food and bird-style feed it to them.

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

THERE’S AN AUSTRALIAN VERSION?? BYE, FREE TIME.

“Best advice is not have kids at all” is about the truest statement ever made in these parts. Though I agree with the other advice here too :)

I was just thinking that, I have more wrinkles on my forehead than J. Lo and I’m only 33 (and don’t really have WRINKLES wrinkles).

Ha, we are trying to avoid hockey simply because of the 5am rink time!

That’s what I’m saying, no argument here. I can’t very well watch football all weekend and then try to explain to my toddler why he can’t play football. They don’t really get that argument! Uncles on both sides of the family played college football, along with a grandfather, and countless other uncles/cousins played…

I swear I’ve seen more pictures of other people’s kids in the tub on social media (which, frankly, I think is always inappropriate to share on social media) than I have seen of my own actual children in the tub.

The 3 year old was throwing a tantrum the other day and my husband farted in son’s room during it. Kid immediately stopped whatever he was screaming about, told my husband is smelled “SO AWFUL DAD” and demanded he leave the room.