I read this very comment somewhere on Jez a few years ago and I can’t look at him anymore without immediately thinking THUMB. If it was you who made the initial call, you’ve changed my life.

While I admit I don’t have that much experience with an excessive amount of twins, I almost always find twins to have a sort of alien-esque look to them. Even really attractive ones have a bit of alien quality.

“I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve had to apply cream directly to his butthole. That’s parenting, bro.”

At first I was like, HAHAHA LALA WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE? Then I saw that Jennifer Lawrence actually INITIATED the whole thing, and now I just think, JESUS CHRIST JENNIFER LAWRENCE why’d you make me think Lala is the better person here?

HE’S SO PAINFULLY BAD. Pretend like you like this sport, at least a little!

Yes, he does have a lot of good info. I just find myself tuning him out because he’s so...bleh in his presentation.

God he’s so bad. It’s like he doesn’t even like the sport. I’ve had to turn off the coverage the last few nights because he puts me to sleep.

Her reaction was so great. Moments like that are why I love the Olympics. That, and when NBC talks up Vonn and other MURICA ONLY athletes as always being shoo-ins to medal and then they don’t even make the podium.

This was a great change I made last year in my quest to read more books. If I wasn’t feeling it after a day or wasn’t knocking through pages, on to the next. I’ve been using my local library like crazy and requesting a handful at a time so there’s always one on deck. It really helped me read more.

Are you newly on the SSRI or have you been on a while? I feel like when I started (like the first 3-4 weeks) I had that very numb feeling to just about everything. It got a bit better the longer I was on but it was definitely something I noticed.

Pop up video commentary is a GREAT idea

STOP IT

They also spent a large portion of the time introducing OTHER countries talking about American athletes which was incredibly annoying. Oh here’s Ghana? Rather than tell you about their single athlete or anything interesting about the country, let us tell you AGAIN that America has one athlete born in Ghana.

We were SO PISSED when they made that announcement. I hope I remember that next time so I don’t subject myself to another three hours of that awfulness.

“Why don’t you have a penis Mama?” <—-that’s the phase we’re in right now

My kids are little (3 and 2) and getting into the major WHY for the sake of why, so I’ve been trying to employ this - “well, I don’t know. How about we look it up?”. Usually by the time that gets out of my mouth, they’re on to something else. But I am hoping one day it’ll be of use :)

Thanks for the info. I’m in New Jersey and the DHS website says we are fine until October 2018, but I can’t find a shred of information from the state saying they are working on anything other than just hoping for more extensions.

Interesting. I’m in New Jersey. I can’t find a single thing on any NJ-gov website about trying to become complaint in any way, shape, or form other than hoping for more extensions, ha.

That’s a lot of bathtub poop!

Once a week?? Jesus kid.