Yeah, I feel like a bed nap is for more in-depth napping. Couch for a quick snooze, bed for the full recharge.

I’ll tell you what happened to the tradition of tearing down goal posts...every kid who went to a big time DI had their parents GO ON AND ON AND ON about how dangerous it is to pull down the goal post. Didn’t some kid get killed or seriously injured back in the day celebrating that way? Or is that just a storyline my…

Just said this exact thing to my husband

I say talk about your futures. Not like, are we getting married? yet, but more just, what are your thoughts about the east coast? Would you be willing to move there? Would I be willing to move to California? Is there compromise? Cause if he’s going to CA and won’t leave and you are team NEVER CA, then you have some…

GOD THIS WAS A GREAT MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY

YES THIS IS ALSO HUGEEEEE

The quotes from her mother’s letter are absolutely fucking heartbreaking. Ugh.

“CAR WASH! CAR WASH!” My toddler whenever we drive past one

I don’t want to be THAT ASSHOLE but I pretty much only give books for birthdays because of this. My kids will play with books for much, much longer than they do with most of the toys they’ve gotten as presents. I’m sure it annoys some people, but I would rather people give my kids books if they are going to give a…

A lot of peds won’t let you “batch” - they have to charge insurance differently for sick or well visits. So if you have a well visit planned and try to make it a sick visit when you show up, they’ll make you come back for a separate appointment.

Right?? I thought oven too.

LuAnn, have you ever even read a book?

Now article says they will use the Olympic anthem.

Ooooooo good point! I didn’t even think of this angle but I can 10000% see this being the case. Another point for being a ridiculous human being...

Also...

My favorite was when she did the Tough Mudder or whatever the hell it was and she completely freaked out her young son by asking him to pray for her. YOU VOLUNTARILY SIGNED UP FOR THIS STUPID RACE YOU ASSHOLE. She also had literally no idea what a vasectomy actually is. Also, don’t have your husband get a vasectomy…

The WaPo article I read earlier said they would play the Russian anthem, but that was posted right after the announcement and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a guess.

I’m kinda shocked there isn’t a VR/Trump Administration crossover yet, now that you mention it.

LYDIA

That picture of Tom at the end is spectacular